Band Owns Up to Being Smaller Than Beatles
One of North America’s most obscure legendary bands, The Near Myths, has admitted to being “smaller than The Beatles.” The five band members, all wearing solemn expressions, made this confession at a recent press conference in Nowheresville, where they recorded their new album, …and into the flow. They then took questions from members of the press, or would have, had any bothered to turn up.
A visibly shaken Jim Clark, read from a paper…
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